[ greyweed ] -- and the bored shall inherit the earth...

Let's play...


if you call me Wee, then you are part of one of my high school barkadas
if you get mad at me and call me Luisito, then you are my Mom
if you keep on laughing minutes after a joke is over, then you must be Yuri
if you call me Kamatis and try to grab my crotch, then you are LL
if you immediately make faces the moment we make eye contact, then you must be my Ate Christie
if you call me Louie, then you are my landlady, Tita Edna
if you call me Anthony, then you are one of my classmates back in Fingermath
if you pronounce my name as Loowis then you are my college buddy Marc
if you insist on calling me manyak, then you must be Karla
if your only response is to grunt whenever I call you or ask a question, you are Kuya Edwin
if you call me adik, you must be Tin
if you pronounce my name as Loowus then you are Thads
if you insist that anyone around me is my Daddy (whatever that means), then you are Frances
if you keep on calling me Lulu, then you are Janice
if you call me Luichi, then you are Cherry
if your only response to everything I say is a slap, then you are Jeramie
if you call me Bagote or Tommy Abuel, then you are Red
if every sentence you say has to have the word "nyeer," then you are Carol
if you call me sweety, honey, Baby Boy, etc, then you are my boss, Evert
if you call me Olib, then you are Tua
if you call me Mr. Luis, then you are Tita Syl
if you call me Kamatis and then shrieks "Aaay!", then you are Mimay
if you're an indie artist with a signature that says pislabenrakenrol, then you are Kuya Vin
if all your jokes are corny but people still laugh at them, then you are Carlo
if you call me Ti Luis, then you are my nephew Darren