[ greyweed ] -- and the bored shall inherit the earth...

A few days ago I found an OLD copy of Rock&Rhythm (1991). The editorial, titled Kamalayan, was pretty amusing. Instead of discussing about the magazine, it listed a few movies the staff had thought of making. Here are a few:

Leprechaun - Unusual plot about a dwende promoting condoms

Forever Hiyang - Lea Salonga stars in this international film with Mel Gibson

Sherry and George - an Ariel Rivera and Richard Gomez film. A who's who behind the closet. Me fellatio pa!

Gwapings - life and success story of The Youth. Starring Ringgo Marquez as DODONG, Dale Villar as ERAP and Romnick Sarmienta as Robert in a trilogy of drama, comedy and horror.

Once Upon a Time in Ongpin - Kris takes centerstage once again as the screaming victim. Kidnapped. Massacred. Mutilated. And sold as bopiz sa isang turo-turo.