[ greyweed ] -- and the bored shall inherit the earth...

Since our lousy cable company suddenly showed some signs of coolness and added JackTV to their channels, it had been hard to sleep at night. We don’t really have Comedy Central in this blasted region of the world (speaking of which, why isn’t there something like Comedy Central-Asia???), and they’re the next best thing. I’m not saying that JackTV is the best channel this side of the cosmos, but they do carry some very notable shows.

I understand that it is but common for local networks to show foreign programs more late than their foreign counterparts, but multiple showings of a replayed episode is not fun. It’s not I don’t like watching Drawn Together and Southpark and The Man Show, but COME ON! I don’t need to see Xandir’s gay bash, or the Barbra Streisand/Robert Smith Mecha battle every week!

The Man Show’s a whole lot worse, we still see Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla cavorting with the juggies in the same damn episodes, it’s like Jack only has one season so they’re limited to showing those episodes every week. Oh and Jimmy and Adam left the show way back in 2003.

So here’s a list of things I would like to tell the JackTV people:
-Stop showing BANZAI. It sucks!
-I would like to see Comedians of Comedy with Patton Oswalt, ZachGaliafanakis and Brian Posehn, Mind of Mencia and
-You know I absolutely like both Morgan Webb and Adam Sessler, but again the reruns have got to stop! I just saw X-Play’s the Best of 2003 episode.
-Despite what some misguided girly teen magazine writer seem to think, SIB is not CHARMING and FUNNY. He is ANNOYING. He’s trying the obnoxious and hilarious bit, but IT-DOES-NOT-WORK! The guy couldn’t be funny even if you hold a shotgun to his head, force him to bend over, pull his pants down and ask some 6’5 tall fag to commit sodomy. The segments on his show, The Sib Show and now JackYard, are fairly ok with just one severely sore problem, he’s in it.